Monday, June 16, 2014

Oliver Speaks

Hewwo, Oliver here.

I read (yes, I can read.... don't tell!) with kitty amusement, the post that my hooman mommy wrote about the TUNA... nom nom nom. She just doesn't get it.... I can hear that can opener from a mile away and if I even think it might be the fabulous tuna, I go running.

But every morning I get the same thing, even though I run to my bowl, hoping hoping hoping that it's TUNA. But no, it's kitty foods. And she wonders why I just sit there, staring at my bowl.

Part of the time I'm sitting there staring because I don't like hoomans to watch me eat. I'm funny that way. But the other part of the time I'm waiting to see if I get any TUNA.

Another thing I do that she thinks is funny 
is eat from the far away side of my bowl. 

Somekitties step in their bowl to get to the other side, but I have 
very good kitty manners and just stretch my neck out.

What I'd really like to know is why I have blue chickens on my water bowl. And why it says Chicken Soup. I'm not drinking chicken soup, I'm drinking water. Kitties only like water, not chicken soup. So I don't need a bowl that says Chicken Soup when I'm drinking water. Duh.

Get it together, Mommy.

~ sharing my soupy water bowl over at Blue Monday



Duni said...

Oliver is such a cutie!
Sammy actually prefers company while having his meals :)

Jann Olson said...

Hey Oliver, you are one smart cat! You may have some peculiar habits, but very clever indeed!

Black Jack's Carol said...

Well, Oliver, I think Mommy has your thinking processes just about down pat. You had better not try to keep any secrets from her :) Tell her I loved those photos and her astute observations.

Natashalh said...

Eating from the far side of the bowl is such a silly habit!

SmilingSally said...

Hi Oliver,

I do hope that you get SOME tuna SOMETIME soon.

I like your blue bowl. Thanks for sharing.

Tell Sarah to have a Happy Blue Monday!

Kc W said...

Guess Oliver told you a thing or two!

Grantham Lynn said...

Very cute fun post. My dog posts too!
Have a good week.

Paige @ Little Nostalgia said...

Hahaha. Oliver, you're so smart for learning how to read! (And type!)

Melissa at said...

Adorable! Smartest kitty ever. :)

Rose Clearfield said...

My boys like to eat and drink out of the far side of the bowl as well. Too funny.

SwedishCorner ~ DownUnder...Pernilla said...

lol smart cat! A belated HBM visit :)

Splendid Little Stars said...

That's a rather sad story, Oliver. I hear ya on the tuna issue. It's good to know you're such a well-mannered cat.


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